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A rooky police officer pulls a guy on his Gold Wing over for speeding and
has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Bike Rider: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this motorcycle?
Bike Rider: It's not my motorcycle. I stole it.
Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
Bike Rider: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the trunk when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the trunk?
Bike Rider: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the guy
who owns this motorcycle.
Officer: You shot the owner of this motorcycle?!?!?
Bike Rider: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Police quickly
surrounded the rider, and the captain approached the Bike Rider to handle the
tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Bike Rider: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)
Captain: Whose motorcycle is this?
Bike Rider: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. (The Bike Rider
owned the motorcycle.)
Captain: Could you slowly open the trunk so I can see if there's a gun in
it?
Bike Rider: Yes, sir, no problem. (Sure enough, there was no gun in the
trunk.)
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, and had a gun in the
trunk.
Bike Rider: Is-that-right………., I'll bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was
speeding, too.
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